Listen up, you Scorpio-duo! Commendable is the Herculean patience you have displayed so far but fasten your seat belts as Jupiter - that big jovial ball of excitement - rolls into Scorpio for a rendezvous with your composite sun.
Now, Jupiter in Scorpio isn't some quirky cousin visiting without notice. Rather, Jupiter's transit signals a press release - front page news within congress of celestial bodies, more relevant to you than the latest 'app-solutely' unnecessary smartphone upgrade. So, brace yourselves for a cosmic joyride, unlike any Netflix binge-watch.
This heavenly cocktail of Jupiter's expansive optimism and Scorpio's strong-willed intensity may pepper your relationship with spicy moments and bundles of joy. Expect water cooler gossip at work to take on thrill of the latest crime thriller, as your magnetic aura turns the mundane into a veritable treasure hunt.
However, dear Scorpios, the sting in the tale - or should I say, tail - is this can also initiate a powerful period of metamorphosis. Remember, you guys are the ardent custodians of the realms of feeling and transformation, so expect change to materialize on your doorstep, with Jupiter being a surprisingly efficient UberEats delivery service.
Your conversations might begin to resemble a Planet Earth documentary on deep-sea exploration, as your typically investigative Scorpio encounters Jupiter's unending curiosity. It's not always easy to map the abyss, but who better than two Scorpios, armed with the insights of Jupiter?
Also, remember that scorched-earth policy of yours for arguments? Yeah, Jupiter's going to take that to the next level, turning disagreements into wild firestorms. But hey, no pain no gain, right?
Please, don't go hyperventilating into paper bags just yet. Underneath this tempestuous topography lurks potential for unparalleled personal and joint growth. This period could redefine your understanding of each other and yourselves, a la Matrix Revolution (without the flying octopus robots, hopefully).
Saddle up, this transit could birth philosophical discussions worthy of Plato's symposium and invoke transformative resolution, more profound than any TED talk. Dare to plunge into both uncharted territories and familiar routines with gusto; this cosmic alignment is about making the ordinary extraordinary, if you dare to look beneath the surface.
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