As Saturn saunters through Aquarius, showing up square to your composite Eros in Aries, the celestial stage is perfectly set to rummage through your relationship's closet, pull out those skeletons strategically hidden behind the 5-year old Christmas sweaters, and do a merry jig. Aquarius is not about shying away from unorthodox steps in the cosmic dance, and nostalgia is not its beat. Brace yourselves - it's time to upgrade the old and bring in the new.

Saturn might have a rap for being the taskmaster, but remember, he's also the gatekeeper to wisdom. His passage through Aquarius will shake up your relationship structure, cracking open spaces for revolutionary changes. And trust me, unlike Aunt Mabel's disastrous fruitcake experiment last Christmas, these changes will leave a pleasant aftertaste. Saturn's even got a theme for you: reimagine.

Now let's talk about Eros in Aries - a fiery, passionate placement. You know, the type that wants intense connection or a duel to the death (figuratively speaking, hopefully!) at 2 a.m. And now Saturn is coming to the party? Expect some testy cosmic banter. Saturn might accuse Eros of romantic impulsiveness, while Eros will label Saturn as a fun-spoiler. Rekindling and restructuring is the key here.

Despite the drama, there's good news. Saturn in Aquarius square Eros in Aries, or what I affectionately dub 'the cosmic house-tidying', actually offers an opportunity to harmonize your passions with a dash of practicality. You're asked to get real about your desires, to balance the raw intensity without losing the spark. It's like having your cake and eating it too, only the cake is your relationship and the eating must be done slowly, considerately - with utmost appreciation for each bite.

This transit may come with challenges, but remember the universe isn't out to get you - it also wouldn't be beyond it to send some cosmic giggles and relationship rewards your way. After all, when stale becomes stirring, and predictable becomes fun, you're entitled to couple-wide grins and knowing, love-struck glances. Here's your anthem for the time: let Saturn's discipline make you bold. Bring on the Aquarian revolution in ways only Eros in Aries would dare!

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