With Mercury cruising through Piscopean seas square your composite Venus in Gemini, life together may seem like a love story penned by Terry Pratchett, complete with comical fish-out-of-water moments and cryptic tea-leaf codes. Dialogue may take on an abstract hue as all conversations undergo an immersion in an impressionistic painting of words. You two may find yourselves frequently saying, 'Did you just?' or worse yet, 'What in the cosmos did you mean?'
Having Gemini's patron in this mutable water sign is akin to trying to pin down a blue whale with a butterfly net - a textbook mission impossible. Your attempts to capture each other's points may traverse epic detours through Wonderland mist before they meet success; not before picking up stowaway stories about dancing moon-bats, mind you.
Yet, amid the symphony of twisted linguistic choreography, the square with Venus does hint at rich new insights unfolding about each other, like a classic riddle wrapped inside an enigma involving two mischievous cats. It's your bond's version of frustratingly delightful mystery theatre that involves deciphering charged emotions or decoding what that third noodle in the soup symbolizes. Venus in Gemini spice adds multi-dimensionality to the mix, boosting the fun quotient while helping digest the complex.
Subtle cues, nuance and emotions are the name of this astral game. Discrepancies in conveying affections or arguments could transform into Monty-Pythonesque skits, rescheduling date-nights with the precision of an ancient Greek astronomer, and even you both suddenly becoming exotic fruit enthusiasts, mango being the flavor of the week most often.
Yet, through these kaleidoscopic love-capers, the essence of your bond deepens, reminding you how, among the stars, you two exist not just as separate individuals, but as a beautifully rare cosmic entity that thrives on an odd mix of perfect imperfections, miscommunications, and chaotic symmetries. And that's something that even Terry Pratchett couldn't probably capture in the finest of his satirical prose.
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