Heads up, stargazers! Venus, our Brooding Beauty Queen, is now squaring off with composite Chiron, located inconveniently in Aquarius. Yes, the celestial tug-of-war is in full swing, and it's no laughing matter - unless we're talking about existential, late-night sitcom reruns kind of laughing.

Venus cloaked in Scorpio's darkest robes brings intense, passionate love into the mix, but wow, does She have exceptional taste in challenges! Squaring Chiron, the Wounded Healer now serves a generous dose of socio-psychological healing, and you folks are on the menu. Charming, I say.

With Chiron in Aquarius, you may already be tender from past group traumas, social alienation, or, I don't know, maybe falling out of your treehouse club as kids. Now that Venus is transiting through Scorpio, your deepest desires and shared vulnerabilities are exposed like a pair of lovebirds in a Hitchcock film. The degrees between them form a square, which in astrological terms means "frankly, we need to chat".

Your shared pain could surface like a midnight craving for Ben & Jerry's on a gluten-free, dairy-free, fun-free diet. You may even unknowingly inflict these wounds again in a bizarre tribute to past miseries. But, oh boy, keep an open mind here. Aquarius and its resident wounded healer implore you to uncover, understand, and heal these wounds collectively. No band-aids, only stitches.

So, I urge you to seize this Venus in Scorpio occasion with all your might. Burlesque performer or not, don't shy away from the dance of vulnerability. It's envisioned as a tango, so breathe, hold each other closer, and let your wounds submerge into the rhythm of healing. Coupled with a dash of self-aware humor, you could soon be waltzing through your relationship as smoothly as a walrus in ballet slippers - albeit a healed, happy walrus.

All said, this transit should not fill your hearts with trepidation, but rather with the expectancy of reconciliation. It's not all rainbows and unicorns. It's more like a stormy night with a beautiful sunrise ahead. And who doesn't enjoy a splendid sunrise, especially after a wild walrus waltz?

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