Venus splashing in your Scorpio pool brings sultry, penetrating, 'look me right in the eye' emotions to the fore. Ah, the drama! No, darling, not the unflattering type that leaves you with an uneaten tub of almond milk ice-cream. This is the kind of drama that adds spice and sauciness, making life feel less like an algorithm and more like a hit Broadway play.
Your composite Juno, tucked away in the mystic realms of Pisces, softly tinkles the chimes of your united destiny. As clandestine as it sounds, she's not exactly donning a cape and mask. She's more like a little old granny with her ear clamped to a seashell, eavesdropping on the comings and goings of the underwater cosmos. Nothing gets past Juno in Pisces, especially matters of loyalty and love!
Now, Venus in Scorpio square your composite Juno in Pisces is the celestial equivalent of a couple's salsa class with mismatched beats. Expect moments akin to slipping on banana peels and dancing with two left feet. Yet, the universal dance calls you - offbeat and all.
What could go wrong - or rather, laughably askew? Well, Venus wrestles with the desire for deep emotional connections while Juno goes on a merry parade of idealistic expectations. You might catch yourselves raising an eyebrow at each other's 'is that another facet of your personality?' moments. But remember, these are signs that you're digging deeper and getting closer, even if it feels like you're walking through an emotional minefield wearing clown shoes!
This planetary square is like planting a sapling of understanding in a hurricane. It'll sway, it'll twist, and it'll even shake its tiny fist at the roaring winds! Yet, in the end, you'll find yourself with a sturdy tree, weather-resistant and radiating resilience.
So, when Venus squares up to Juno, pull up a chair, pop some cosmic popcorn, and pour a glass of celestial champagne. It's going to be a dizzying dance, punctuated with chuckles, ornery stares, and perhaps, an almond milk ice-cream encore. And through it all, you'll experience the cosmic journey of raw connection - where love, after many a comedic misstep, deepens.
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