You two are in for a cosmic ride! Venus, the planet of love and money, saunters into the quirky realm of Aquarius, while your composite Pholus in Pisces looks on dreamily from the sidelines. This transit promises your relationship a cocktail of Aquarian independence mixed with Piscean sensitivity - a recipe not even Gordon Ramsay would dare to taste on 'Kitchen Nightmares'.
Humor alert! Venus in Aquarius brings to mind an android programmed for romance, going about it with the same eccentric intentionality as Sheldon Cooper with a bouquet of roses in hand, only in your case, Venus took the logic and turned it into an off-Broadway romantic comedy. Expect some unusual expressions of love - poems featuring extraterrestrial life, perhaps? A heart-shaped crop circle on your front lawn? The cosmic wheel spins in mysterious ways!
Now, Pholus in Pisces adds a rather misty element to your astrological forecast. The centaur known for its transformative qualities resides in the water sign of the dreamers! Remember, it's not a midnight skinny dipping under starlight but a symphony of emotional karma these two are whipping up for you. Pholus has a knack for sparking transformations from old wounds, kind of like ripping off a band-aid super slowly for dramatic effect. Here's a chance to heal past relationship gaffes no more hiding those skeletons - Pisces has emptied the closet!
This transit proposal is simple: tie up loose ends while embracing unique love gestures that could even make E.T. phone home. A note of caution though, Venus in Aquarius likes to maintain a tad bit distance, while Pisces wants to hold on. Sustaining the balance might seem like doing a cosmic ballet holding Jello but, hey, you've got this!
So, cinch up your cosmic seat belts! This is going to be an unpredictable tango, complete with a sprinkle of absurd comedy, magical healing, and extraordinary expressions of love. Break a leg - metaphorically, of course.
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