Brace yourselves, you two, for the cosmic spinach in your astro-teeth: Jupiter in Taurus is squaring your composite Ascendant in Capricorn. And let's be clear, this transit is like a jewel-covered komodo dragon showing up at your tea party - unexpected, extravagant, and a little intimidating.

Jupiter's expansive energy in the steadfast Taurus creates the need to grow - and we're not talking about the 'eat-more-kale' kind of growth, things will get a lot more exciting than that. Tangible achievements and material success will hold an irresistible charm. Be careful not to go overboard because this transit might sprinkle you with enough enthusiasm to buy that ostrich farm you always joked about.

Meanwhile, your composite Ascendant in Capricorn, the zodiac's stern headmaster, is squaring this Jupiter energy. Here, the Ascendant is like the traffic cop of your relationship, managing the flow and outward image. With Capricorn, it's disciplined, structured and wouldn't mind a mega megaphone to uphold its traditional values. Now, it's saying, "hold your horsey, Jupiter!"

This transit tends to challenge the fusion between your robust ambition for gains (Jupiter in Taurus) and the shared strategy for success (Ascendant in Capricorn). It's like wanting to bake the world's largest baguette but realizing your oven isn't big enough. A square is no cosmic tea party; it implies tension and conflict, a wrestling match between expansion and restraint.

However, fret not. This transit isn't about dropping the baguette dream; it's about recalibrating the recipe. Juggle those burning Jupiter balls wisely and use the Capricornian scaffold to build on substantial ground rather than chasing rainbows. Remember, you don't have to go big or go home, sometimes just going smart will do the trick. After all, nobody wants an ostrich-sized omelet, do you? Mind the growth, enjoy the journey, and keep flossing.

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