Ah, Jupiter is in strolling through Pisces while opposing your composite Pluto in balancing Libra. Buckle up because you're about to spin the cosmic Wheel of Fortune, probably to the theme song of "Game of Thrones".

As Jupes and Pluto play chess across the board of your relationship, expect some wild power dynamics to kick in. Oh, and try not to squabble over the TV remote, might be a power play on its own. However, make no mistake, this is not an Armageddon. It's more like remodeling your house, but forgetting where you placed the sofa-chaotic, transformative, but ultimately for the better.

It's also worth saying, don't let Panicking Pandora out of her box - this isn't ominous. It's a chance to uncover deep-seated patterns and make peace with them. Kicking them loudly to the curb, perhaps, with Jupiter's amplifying megaphone.

This transit has a knack for shaking up the status quo. Brace yourselves for the epic plot twist of the century as deep-rooted issues are exposed. It's tossed out like crumbs for birds, only the birds are you, and the crumbs are your past issues in Super HD clarity.

And money matters? Ahem, let's talk about it, shall we? As Pluto rolls in its notorious 'control' agenda, the temptation to keep a slightly too tight grip on finances can feel like an overzealous Octopus getting a hold of your bank account. Resist the urge to micromanage every expenditure.

Although the intensity can be overwhelming, the goal is to redistribute power and find a harmonious equilibrium. A little post-transit rehab, if you will.

There's a silver lining though - once those teeter-tottering scales have righted themselves, you should experience new levels of relationship resonance. Oh, and don't worry; it won't feel like surviving a cosmic washing machine on super spin. Trust me.

In the great cosmic sitcom, you're in for a cliffhanger season finale, but the next season promises deeper understanding, growth, and an almost telepathic unity. Not to mention, probably the best bloopers reel in the Universe. Thanks, Jupiter and Pluto. Your humor is subtle as a sledgehammer.

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