Ever thought of owning a pet turtle? When Saturn saunters through Taurus, your union gets the turtle treatment. Now don't go shopping for turtle feed just yet, let's uncover the cosmic whispers behind all these. This transit is a time of steady progress, quite like our lumpy friends on four legs, known for lasting endurance rather than a sprint marathon. Emphasizing responsibility and pragmatism, you both may question the bedrock of your shared values and resources. Is it Bitcoin or true love that's going to ossify this partnership?

Just when you were thinking of co-owning a turtle, Scorpio's Pallas swings the pendulum! Illuminating your union's strategic abilities, Pallas stirs the depths for transformation and conflict resolution. Think of it as a mini strategy war room nestled deep down in the intimate folds of your relationship. Not going into surveillance mode, are we? Keep it cool with the detective specs!

Now comes the tricky part. Saturn in Taurus becomes the awkward guest 'quincunx-ing' around with Pallas in Scorpio unpacking a need for adjustment where your practicality meets strategy. You might confront the Scrooge Vs Sherlock conundrum. Alternatively, you may feel like you're driving down the freeway, the GPS lady basking in glitchy glory, chanting, 'Recalculate. Recalculate.' Contrary to popular opinion, your sat-nav does not derive wicked pleasure from your bewilderment. You're being prepped for the treasure hunt of introspection.

This transit isn't exactly the time to sign up for a reality TV show together. It's about adopting the turtle's wisdom, slow and steady wins the race - towards individual complexities encoded in your relationship's DNA. Reevaluate, rehash, but remember not to confound your partner with a surprise volleyball match 'à la Cast Away'. Witty banters, as delightful as they are, may not be the star of this show.

So, invest in that turtle, metaphorically or not. Allow Saturn's visit to recalibrate your shared resources, and let Scorpio's Pallas guide you through complex depths providing strategic solutions. Wise turtles, they've been around since dinosaurs, after all.

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