Welcome, Gemini-Virgo duo, to the comedy tour of Saturn's transit in Gemini. When Saturn comes a-knocking, he's like that stern, highly efficient office manager, bringing with him an armful of HR policies. With Mercury in Virgo in the crosshairs, it's like having all your emails proofread for efficiency... and typos.

Square aspects have been likened to a boxing match where the gloves are the planets involved (no planets were harmed in this analogy). For you, the jabbing, arduous Saturn in Gemini is tussling with your Virgoan Mercury, the swift-footed comms officer of your relationship. So what can you expect? Well, communication speed bumps, for starters, like trying to make a speech with mouthful of marshmallows.

This peculiar dance between Gemini Saturn and Virgo Mercury can disrupt your typical information flow, like getting disruptions to your favorite TV show. You may misunderstand each other or wrestle with expressing your thoughts articulately - tongue-twisted, wished you'd listened in those rhetoric classes. But fret not, Saturn is here for the long haul and he's a tough-love kind of guy.

Saturn's transit is an invitation to revamp your communication style. You will find it essential to exchange ideas judiciously and mindfully. Yes, you may sound like lawyers parsing a contract but consider this - how often do you take out Carnac the Magnificent's hat to unearth concealed meanings in your partner's words, only to be left bamboozled when they claim they meant it literally?

In this transit, the highs and lows of your duo dynamics may ring as false notes. Avoid falling for the Geminian trick of mirroring emotions back instead of expressing real feelings. Break the Virgoan habit of over-analyzing the conversation. Keep it simple, keep it real.

This transit isn't an endless comedy roast, mind you. The squares testing your communication will bring a deeper understanding. Like an LR parser in the programming world, you'll learn to recognize patterns, understand ambiguities and construct better responses.

Saturn, your friendly cosmic HR, wants to ensure your relationship software is upgraded, debugged and running smoothly. And you, my dear Mercury influenced couple, are set for a challenging but rewarding communication boot-camp. Best of luck with the marshmallows.

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