As Saturn settles into his attaché case for an extended sojourn in Virgo, you're likely to feel this transit creeping into your relationship like sand in your shoes on a beach vacation. It's aggravating, isn't it? This is the time for mundane, nitty-gritty, practical matters that directly affect the composite Ascendant in Gemini, essentially the facelift of your relationship. Happening square your Ascendant, this cosmic event is a bit like your car suddenly deciding to reveal every squeak, rattle, and mysterious smell at once-but with perhaps less odor.

Saturn in Virgo, ever the exacting bookkeeper, points out every discrepancy in your relationship budget, every missed call, every late reply. He's sort of like that roommate who color-codes the dishwashing roster and finicky fortunes may abound as he bristles at Gemini's devil-may-care attitude. Expect the relationship to be subjected to a thorough audit. Get your receipts ready, a magnifying glass, and a sense of humor-because wouldn't it be just hilarious if you found out all these years you've been reading the gas meter wrong?

As a practical suggestion, try doing a crossword together to appease the Gemini Ascendant; it'll keep your minds engaged, but also give Saturn something tangible to check off and keep Virgo's eye for detail pleased.

What you should also note is Saturn's penchant for delayed rewards: Watering a cactus everyday only drowns the poor sucker. Periodic, meticulous maintenance of your relationship is key- Saturn wipes his spectacles approvingly at this and the cactus nods in agreement.

Straighten out your discrepancies, even out your imbalances, solve that 13-down together and before you know it, Saturn will wheel his attaché case out of your relationship. But don't celebrate too soon - remember, the cactus could go off anytime. Just kidding! Cacti are great, trustworthy allies. They need very little but when tended to rightly, they survive beautifully and quirkily- a little like your relationship. Choose progress over perfection as the mantra for this cosmic climate, and handle your love story with the same compensatory affection you'd give an oddly shaped cactus.

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