As Uranus transits in Taurus, causing the stock market to quiver like a leaf in a windstorm, the cosmic dance promises an exciting journey for both of you. This alignment ushers in unexpected twists, like suddenly realizing one of you has been hoarding the coffee scrubs, a truly unforgivable crime against your joint bathtub agreement.

Enter Pholus, our divine instigator, cozying up in Cancer like a crab wedged under a rock. This centaur often suggests rapid transformation. In Cancer, it's like owning a kitten. One moment it's playful purring, and next thing you know, the kitty pulls out her claws and - oops there goes your favorite curtain. Thanks, Pholus!

Pholus in Cancer sextile Uranus in Taurus. Well, ladies and gentlemen, tighten those seat belts. Your relationship will welcome change like ducks to water, a refreshing spritz to your established norms. Can you hear the faint tunes of 'Changes' by David Bowie playing in the cosmos? That's your anthem now.

You can expect changes within your home or family dynamics. Perhaps a new addition? A baby, a pet, or a mildly annoying houseplant that seems to need more attention than the two of you combined. Hint: It's always okay to replace it with a plastic one, especially if it becomes a chlorophyll-sucking conversation hogger.

This period of transition beckons intensification of communication too. You might find yourselves suddenly discussing topics from climate change to space cows, even at 2 AM. Remember how, as children, we whispered secrets under the blanket long past bedtime? It's time to be children again, even if you are whispering about taxes.

These shifts might feel teetering at times, akin to learning salsa on a rollercoaster. Yet, they will steer you towards a relationship undeniable in its authenticity. No more hoping the other would know you want Thai for dinner. Just text it out, honestly. Do you still have that 'telepathy' clause in your agreement?

Through all this, never forget: the stars are always rooting for you. Even when they are playing cosmic musical chairs, they want you to have the best seat when the music stops. The seat, of course, comes with two very fluffy, very cosmic seat cushions. Don't lose sight of that amid voyaging through quintessential Uranus turbulence and being Team Pholus's unsuspecting guinea pigs.

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