Brace yourselves, you two, for Pluto is sauntering its way into Capricorn, and it's wearing its very best top hat and monocle. However, don't panic; this isn't one of those 'hide your kids, hide your wife' scenarios. This transiting planet is actually sextiling your composite Midheaven in Sagittarius. Trust me, you might be looking at this transit like your cat looks at the laser pointer as if it's some kind of alien technology, but it's beneficial, really.

The prevailing theme here is transformation, and not the kind where you magically develop six-pack abs from a celery diet. The sextile to your Sagittarius Midheaven denotes a harmonious phase in your shared life path. Your endeavors, career moves, and public face could undergo a deep-rooted change. Now, this isn't an excuse to experiment with neon green hair unless you're both okay with looking like a pair of human glow sticks in the crowd.

Pluto in Capricorn is like that no-nonsense accountant sorting out your messy financials. It asks you to take a good hard look at your shared ambitions, responsibilities, and the structures holding you together, think relationship and Ikea furniture manual. Yes, there'll be some furniture wrestling, but it's all part of 'adulting', as youngsters call it today. You will need to let go of what no longer serves your shared purpose, no matter how much sentimental weight it carries. Trade that obsolete, heavy CRT TV for a sleek LED, you'll thank me later!

During this transit, however, Pluto may craftily whisper fears of loss or change into your ears. A bit like your Aunt Susan who insists that a burger without a pickle is an omen of disaster. But remember, Aunt Susan financed a film about zombie garden gnomes, so are you really going to listen to her? Confront these fears, power through them, and transformation will feel as gentle as a loin-cloth-clad Pluto doing the Viennese waltz.

Jokes aside, this transit will be instrumental for your growth as a unit. The celestial dance between transiting Pluto and Capricorn encourages you to embrace this period with grace, grit, and perhaps, a little laughter at your shared absurdities.

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