This transit of Pluto squaring your composite Uranus is shaking your relationship right down to its very roots. This celestial comedy of errors has Pluto playing the no-nonsense coach, and Uranus, our friendly progressive, is donning the role of sulky teenager. Though they're a tough duo, they're sending your relationship through its transformational rites of passage.

The sweaty gym is your composite Uranus in Libra, striving for balance, fairness, and oh-so-pretty harmony. This placid equilibrium gets blindsided by the Capricornian Pluto, a bit like an unexpected snowball to the face while drinking hot cocoa in a cozy ski lodge. Pluto's deep excavation processes don't only apply to distant dwarf planets - this one barges in, demanding authenticity, and transformation. Pluto's planetary motto? 'Change or be changed!'

The square aspect emphasizes the conflict 'you' can't just laugh off with a 'ha-ha Pluto you old scallywag.' At first glance, Pluto in Capricorn sounds like the nagging footnote in an otherwise action-packed thriller, urging responsible decision-making and long-term planning. But now the mighty twosome is working like a pair of professional wrestlers, each trying to pin the other down.

But hey, don't cancel your Netflix subscription yet! Uranus isn't the rebellious young whippersnapper for nothing. 'You' might use this phase to innovate, revolutionizing how 'you' handle responsibilities within your relationship. It's like learning a complicated salsa move - it's tricky, might cause a few inadvertent elbows to the face, but once mastered, it can wow the crowd.

With Pluto squaring Uranus, 'you' are in for some celestial cross-training. It'll be an arm-wrestling match between maintaining harmony and embracing potentially drastic changes. Break out the popcorn as your relationship endures tectonic shifts and unexpected plot twists that even Hollywood can't replicate.

Try not to stash too many emotional snacks hidden under your relationship couch, because Pluto's no stranger to deep cleaning. And, just remember: even though this transit is challenging, the most intense workouts often offer the most rewarding results. At least that's what those cheerful fitness instructors on YouTube tell us! So chin up, 'you'. This too shall pass, and 'you' may just come out stronger than before. Trust the cosmos - they're on your side. Even when they seem to be throwing cosmic dodgeballs in your general direction.

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