Brace yourselves! The Moon transiting in Virgo has decided to square-dance with your composite Neptune in Sagittarius, and can you spell dramatic flair? These celestial partners are ready to boogie down on the dance floor of your relationship. You, however, may initially feel like you're stumbling over your own two left feet.

Moon in Virgo prides herself on the dignity of meticulous analysis and perfect sultry twirls ironically following a mathematical order. She is now hung up on perfecting the intricate steps, completely disregarding Neptune in Sagittarius' spontaneous hip-shaking shimmy. It's like trying to follow an intricate tango with freeform jazz. The intricate care of the dance may lose its charm, evolving into a tiresome chore, but keep stepping!

The square is causing a bit of a spectacle, isn't it? You may feel like runaway clouds invading your typically spotless mental landscapes. Azure illusions, amplified by Neptune's tendency to view life with rose-tinted glasses, could become challenging. You may find yourselves arguing if the glass is half empty or half full, when it's clear to everyone that someone just needs to pop open another bottle of wine.

Humour is key in enduring these clashing energies. Picture Neptune as the boho cousin who turns up in psychedelic pants to your austere white garden party - always dazzling, slightly exasperating. Yes, you're in for some clashes, but remember, even fireworks start with a spark.

Don't worry, though. This moonlit dramatic tango won't last forever. These celestial bodies have an expiry date on their dance card. As they move on, the fog will lift, clarity will return and you will still be standing. A little dizzy, perhaps, but abidingly together. Keep your head high, your wit sharp - and don't forget to laugh when you trip over the metaphorical dance shoes. This too, like all moonlit dances, will pass. And soon, you will share a quiet dance in a less crowded celestial ballroom. You've got this, even if it feels you're doing the Hokey Pokey at times when the tangos cued. Now, where's that next bottle of wine?

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