You, delightful pair, are about to experience the universal equivalent of a roller-coaster ride as Mercury play Twister in Aquarius and Pluto sulks in Cancer quincunx. Not to fret, though, you two are strong swimmers and are more than capable of navigating this tumultuous tidal wave.

With Mercury pirouetting in Aquarius, intellectual curiosity might resemble a cat jacked up on catnip. You'll find yourselves knee-deep in theoretical debates about whether tomato is, indeed, a fruit or if flamingos are genuinely pink because of their diet. It's a mental gymnasium where ideas are the jungle gym.

The quincunx aspect to your composite Pluto in Cancer, however, makes this a tricky, multilayered mambo. There might be less objective pondering and more introspection. Pluto, the slow-moving celestial shrink, will want you to confront those hidden baubles lurking in the relationship's basement. Oh, we're not talking about that chintzy, dust-gathering clown figurine you insist is "collectible." We're referring to the emotionally opaque issues you've conveniently brushed under the relationship's rug.

Cancer's compassionate waters help you navigate this emotional depth, though beware of making an invasive sea urchin out of a petulant Hermit crab by over-analyzing. With your unique blend of Aquarius intellect and Cancer emotion, you're equipped to delve into your relationship's archaeological sites without equating a forgotten 'please' with a treacherous plot. Pluto, however, might transform that 'please' into an epic Wagnerian opera in your mind if you're not careful.

Bottom line, you'll need to obscure your antennas if you want to limit receiving extraterrestrial noise from Pluto. As words said in anger often rise faster than dough in a bakery, remember to speak after counting to ten (or twenty if you're stuck on the Fermat's Last Theorem). Breathe. Sometimes, the tomato is just a fruit wanting to fit into a salad, and not a vegetable having an identity crisis.

So, during this celestial maelstrom, may your wit remain dry even if your emotions get a little damp. May your return tickets from the carnival of complex conversations lead you to a more genuine and sweet, like-a-flamingo-pink kind of love.

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