Right, let's dive into the frothy cosmic concoction that the Venus transit cooking up for you. Pholus, seating himself demurely in Aquarius, lends a sneak-peek into the path this tumultuous journey traces that can feel like attempting to solve a Rubik's Cube in zero gravity. Hold on though, for this cosmic combination can be smoother than a Marsian mango margarita.

Capricorn's practicality would argue, "Why go for the moon when we have the cheese right here?" But Venus confesses she doesn't give a flying comet about Capricorn's earthy pragmatism. She tangoes through his terrestrial vibes, spinning her enchanting tales of love and beauty, and shakes up your relational dynamics something serious.

Aquarius, with your Pholus essentially hitchhiking the celestial backseat, amplifies the Venusian vibes emanating from the Capricornian landscapes. You may expect an overdrive of inspiration, of ingenious possibilities about the relationship's trajectory. While this may feel like trying to tie a bow on a black hole, it also loosens the knots around restrictive patterns. You're almost there!

Now, your common sense might take a snooze during this phase, but let it. It deserves a vacation, really. After all, who wouldn't be baffled by Venus claiming Capricorn as her catwalk, with a tacit complicity from Pholus? Instead, allow your intuitive wisdom to take the steering wheel. It knows the cosmic traffic signs better, trust me!

Getting tickled amidst the tumult seems like a tough call, right? Well, not for you. The universe encourages you, when in doubt, to be the ones who light the fun flares, not the distress signals. Now, there's no need to turn into space-jester with a hyena's laugh, but do keep your humor radar functioning.

With Pholus' footprints doing the moonwalk in Aquarius, you're gifted with the power of alchemizing the challenges into a prospect for growth. Embrace this, even if it means your partner thinks you've been abducted by aliens. Remember, love shouldn't always be a rocket science; sometimes, it's just a space jam. Happy cosmic cruising!

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