Brace yourselves, you two, as Mars struts its aggressive boots into Gemini, parking themselves in direct opposition to your composite Pluto, sternly rooted in the conservative Capricorn. Your relationship metaphorically sitting across a checkerboard from Mars, expect some tensions and power struggles to tickle your daily interactions - you can almost hear that Brazilian soap opera sound track in the background!
Mars, the proverbial 'God of War,' may coax out an unexpected combativeness in your exchanges - perhaps you'll now contest whether it's pronounced 'tomayto' or 'tomahto'. Ah, the joy of celestial entities snagging stringed-puppet-control of your relationship! Meanwhile, Pluto in Capricorn, not one boosted by flimsy intrigues, may egg you to dig deep - maybe all the way to China. Just kidding! More in a let's-address-the-elephant-not-just-in-the-room-but-wearing-your-favorite-pajamas-at-breakfast sort of way. However, these rising clashes can be declawed by cultivating transparency and trust.
Now, the Gemini effect in the Mars' transition can't be ignored - the zodiac's conversational heartthrob might put your relationship's communication skills on a performance treadmill. Gushing, a Gemini forte, would undeniably be the last thing Pluto would adorn at a party. Capricorn, after all, likes its relationships like its coffee- no sugarcoating, just plain strong!
But take heart, this bout of cosmic boxing isn't in the ring forever. Just as soap opera antagonists find redemption, you too might find an evolved relationship rise from the ashes of these little skirmishes. Seen the Phoenix, haven't you? Also, while the celestial drama unravels, you might discover that 'tomahto' actually does have a ring to it!
Remember, during this Mars-in-Gemini-opposite-Pluto-in-Capricorn ride, sometimes it's not about avoiding turbulence, but strapping in, holding hands (maybe not when you're sparring over 'tomayto-tomahto'), and learning when to say_checkmate - or to agree to pronounce it 'tomahto.'
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