Get ready for a celestial rollercoaster, folks! Much like the indecision of picking toppings at a pizza place, Jupiter transiting in Gemini will have you second-guessing a lot of things in your relationship. Remember, even Jupiter can't make pineapple on pizza universally acceptable.

With your composite Mercury in Virgo, you're a pair who resonates with communication, logic, and crisp understanding. You usually revel in rational debates and the occasional tussle on Trivial Pursuit. But now, Jupiter's presence is like that overly enthusiastic sports fan shouting in a quiet library. You may find yourselves embracing eclectic thoughts, grand plans, and questioning if you should start that organic kombucha business together.

This bloated planetary visitor, Jupiter, might make you amplify your talks, so be prepared to deal with an irrational fear of mail persons or deciding to grow potatoes in your sitting room. Here's the trick: breathe, have a little snicker, and then return to real business - making sure your living room isn't overrun by green foliage.

These whirling thoughts and obscure conversations, much like a comedy sitcom with a random yet catchy plot twist, could create an air of miscommunication or misunderstanding. Besides, communication isn't always about who can use the most exotic alphabets in a crossword puzzle.

One of you might want to introduce six cats into the household while the other starts poring over travel brochures for a trip to Antarctica. Sounds a bit like an absurdist script, doesn't it? Fear not, because under Virgo's nitpicky radar, no idea is too wild or impractical to be debated and refined.

No need to duct-tape your socks yet. The square aspect implies tension, but remember it also means growth. Harness Gemini's versatility and Virgo's analytical prowess to find balance. This is not a permanent state of cosmic prank but a unique opportunity to acknowledge, understand, and expand your bond's boundaries. If any planet knows how to throw a curveball and teach you something valuable, it's planet Jupiter. And let's face it, who couldn't use a lesson or two from the great celestial jokester himself.

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