As Pluto sashays into Sagittarius and teams up with your composite Midheaven, brace yourself for a rollercoaster journey, where the tracks are forged by boiling-hot, cosmic iron. Look, we didn't say this would be a leisurely walk in the park, did we? But we promise, with humor as our balloon, we'll float through this.
Ah, Pluto. No, not the cute Disney one. We're talking about that dark, intense planet that digs up everything you thought you'd buried in your relationship's attic. Suddenly, your shared professional goals and public image are under construction. Think Bob The Builder, but he's on a bulldozer. Don't worry though, he's not just here to demolish. He's also got a great eye for redesign.
As Sagittarius joins the party, expect matters to be magnified. Remember watching Home Alone and wondering how such mayhem unfolded? Welcome to the comedy chaos of Sagittarius. But amid the slapstick disasters, the Archer guides you to stay focused on your shared truths, philosophy, and views on worldly matters. It's like your relationship's GPS just turned into tango lessons - a little challenging but loads of fun.
Now, with your Midheaven in the mix, things truly get interesting. It's like having Gordon Ramsay in your kitchen shouting passionately about well-seasoned relationships and tender love. Your public persona, your professional aspirations, they are all on the chopping board. But don't fret, the master chef is just trimming the fat.
In the cosmic blender of Pluto transiting Sagittarius conjunct your composite Midheaven, you might feel like you're inside a kaleidoscope, with shifting perspectives at every turn. However, amidst this tumbling transformation, you're given the chance to reflect on what truly ties your relationship to the catapult of ambition, and what part of it is just dead weight.
So buckle up. It's time to build some muscle with Pluto, make a mess with Sagittarius, and cook up a feast with your Midheaven. The celestial curtain call beckons. The applause could be deafening.
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