Well, strap yourselves in, you two, because Lunar Node in Scorpio squaring your composite Mars in Virgo is bringing a frisky combative energy into your relationship. Picture two capybaras fighting over a piece of lettuce-yes, it's that rare of a sighting. Moods will have more edges than a Dodecahedron, but fret not, emotional precision is Scorpio's superpower. When when whipped up by Mars, its sting can bring transformation, not just tantrums!

Mind you, Scorpio is as subtle as a flamingo at a penguin party, so expect emotions to waft subtly like a roast at Sunday lunch into your interpersonal dynamics. Oh, and Mars in Virgo? The celestial equivalent of a persistent speed limit enforcer, it casts a meticulous, scrutinizing eye over everything. As dynamic duos go, Sherlock Holmes and Watson come to mind, but their investigations were generally less personal, I reckon.

You may notice an uptick in disagreements. Don't be surprised if you squabble about the noticeability of the color of the curtains or the tangible benefits of a high fiber diet. Be prepared-for every action, there's an unequal and opposite overreaction.

But here's the takeaway: the key lies in Scorpio's transformative capabilities. Your relationship is being handed an invite to evolve, to grow, a cosmic spring-clean, if you will. I hope you didn't expect a chilled night with Netflix; planetary aspects like to test us more than most optometrist visits.

Channel this energy positively-tackle shared objectives or plans that seemed relentlessly stuck in 'draft'. Deep-seated issues? Bring them out, air and dust them off. You've got Mars playing the orthopedic surgeon here, committed to straightening things out.

Look at it with new glasses. You're not bickering; you're engaging in passionate debate. You're not picking at faults, you're doing joint quality control. It's a cosmic dance of cleansing, recalibration and growth. The Scorpio-Mars square demands courage and unflinching honesty, bring a year's supply. So buckle up, guys, it's going to be a riveting ride with no spare lettuce leaves in sight.

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