Brace yourselves, you two; Chiron is done fumbling about in your closet, systematically rearranging your boxed-up baggage. Now, it's in Pisces stirring the emotional waters, while squaring your composite Jupiter in Capricorn. Think of it as your meddling Aunt Hilda who's here for a visit, snooping around and opening doors you'd rather keep closed, all while whispering profound yet slightly unnerving wisdoms in your ears.

Calm down! This is an opportunity to heal, grow, and nurture your bond - not Aunt Hilda's casual apocalypse of your feng shui. Your dreams and imagined futures may shift. It feels as if you've been sipping pinot noir, expecting fruity notes only to get an earthy punch! That's Chiron at play, crossing wires and overturning conventional wisdom.

Jupiter, the proverbial Mr. Brightside, stuck in a cosmic traffic jam with stern Saturn-ruled Capricorn, isn't in a mood to add sugar and spice. Instead, it's pushing you towards practicality, encouraging responsibility, and whispering (not so subtly), "It's high time you face reality." This transit is about fortifying the foundations of your relationship, so you can both smile and say, "We built this from the ground up" as Chiron walks out the door, mission accomplished.

The journey isn't all tear-inducing family drama reruns and existential dread, though; surprise surprise, it also comes with a blooper reel. Remember the time you tried making coq au vin and ended up with chicken-flavored grape juice? If that doesn't develop humor as a coping mechanism, what does? Moments of shared laughter and banter offer little escapes amidst the cosmic turbulence.

So, button up your plaid shirts and hold hands -Chiron's rooting for your relationship's resilience above all. Hug it out when things seem too heavy; laughter is your secret weapon. Above all, embrace the reshuffling of dreams and designs. It's not about grandeur or extravagance, but authenticity and humble joy. This transit, with all its Aunt Hilda energy, aims to teach you that. Now, who's up for some Aunt Hilda-proofed coq au vin?

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