Well, you two are about to bob and weave your way through a cosmic dance as the Moon transits in Gemini square your composite Neptune in Virgo. It might feel like you both are in a languid daydream where you're dancing the mambo, only to realize your feet are doing the cha-cha. Ah, the delightful confusion that Neptune brings!
Turn up the laugh track, as hidden assumptions might be flying forth like birds from a magician's sleeve. With Neptune in the mix, reality gets a touch foggy. Perhaps one of you sees a cute, fluffy kitten, while the other is sure it's a ravenous tiger on the loose. Either way, someone's getting their sofa scratched tonight.
Don't sweat the little misperceptions; that's just part of the Neptune-in-Virgo charm. You're stuck in a fantasy elevator reaching a floor that reality didn't build. To say it's disorienting is like saying an electric eel has a minor tickle.
But, there's an opportunity here, wrapped up in this astrological conundrum. As the Moon traverses Gemini, communication comes to the rescue. Remember, you guys practically invented the smoke signal, Morse code, and certainly the sly glance across a crowded room.
Try your best to communicate your dreams, fears, your favorite type of cheese, whatever! Keep the channels wide open, even if it's just to admit that neither of you can interpret exactly what the other is saying. And who knows? You might end up feeling like you've just discovered a new language altogether. Call it la langue de Neptune, or 'Neptune-ese.'
So, there you have it-through the fog of Neptune and the chatter of Gemini, you're both guaranteed a unique journey. One with potential for laughs, new revelations, and, of course, the blended dance of the mambo-cha-cha. Just remember, no one's ever died from a surplus of dreamy confusion; usually, it's a dull lack of it that gets us in the end.
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