Dearest duo! Brace yourself for a bit of cosmic turbulence as you journey through the love-soaked Venus in Taurus squaring your disharmony-despising composite Venus in Virgo.

This rivalry between the heavenly bodies is beckoning your relationship to exercise a little extra patience. It's like walking into a tightly tuned symphony with a kazoo, hilarity for some, utter chaos for others.

Messages of love may carry the subtlety of a foghorn - intriguing yes, romantic… well, that's up for debate. You know those lingering habits that sit at the bottom of the 'to-discuss' pile? With Venus in Virgo, it's your call to reckon with them, and maybe even take out that trash - metaphorically speaking, of course.

Your relationship becomes the 'Golden Fleece' of efficient communication and practical love languages. Avoid leaving wet towels on the bathroom floor and please, just please, replace that empty toilet paper roll already!

Hang tight, while Venus in Taurus weighs on your creature comforts. You might find yourself longing for joint Netflix binges, couple's massage, or just enjoying the 'finer' take-outs together. However, remember that borderline possessiveness can be as welcome as a sushi stand in a cheese festival.

In this cosmic saga, romance can feel like a rollercoaster designed by a sadist with a sense of humor. Bear in mind though, the transit isn't a forever thing - it's like a house guest, eventually, they'll pack their bags.

Your relationship story will read a bit like a comedy wrung through a reality-check wash cycle during this period. But hey, the laugh lines will undoubtedly add character, and those 'meaningful' chats will help you grow so darn healthy together, you'll practically photosynthesize.

Ah, Venus squaring Venus, eternally the cosmic whisperer nudging relationships - "C'mon, you can handle this." Remember, they don't call it growing pains for nothing. The stars may challenge, but they also love rewarding those who persevere. Power on, celestial champions!

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