If you're searching for the cosmic deodorant to combat the potentially stinky transit of Venus in Leo conjunct your composite Neptune in Virgo, fret not! The cosmos will add in just the right sprinkles of humor to smooth things over.
Venus in Leo speaks confidence. But, as you translate it through the magnifying lens of Neptune, suddenly, she not only walks the catwalk but also pirouettes ballet-style. Expressing love becomes experimental theater-one moment you're two hummingbirds fluttering in harmony; next, you're two snails racing in slow motion. Absurd, yes, but remember-jesters ruled the kingdoms in past times!
Neptune in Virgo adds a touch of pragmatism into this theatrical concoction. You'll see each other not merely through the blush of Venus, but also with the scrutinous eyes of Virgo. It's like getting serenaded by a nightingale with a back-up chorus of accountants-overwhelmingly romantic while inexplicably attuned to the latest tax laws.
As the sheen of idealistic love morphs into everyday practicality, Venus' glitter might give way to Virgo's laundry lists. Worry not, Dick Tracy and Nancy Drew-you two are about to crack the case. Yes, that case-dealing with the mundane while making it sparkle.
This peculiar phase ushers in a time of splendid laughter when the chatty waitress might seem to be giving you an existential puzzle to solve. Dinner menus might feel more like UN treaties, demanding an expert negotiation between sushi and spaghetti.
Bear in mind-this is love meets dream meets reality; think of it as reviewing your joint tax return on a flying carpet. The absurdity might astonish you, but the harmony it brings will be a faith-restoring spectacle. Now, isn't that amusingly uplifting? Humor, my friends, is your magic wand here. Wield it wisely, to charm, reveal, and embrace the love that's both complex and beautifully real.
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