Mars in Cancer might have been vague about the RSVP, but alas, he's shown up at your front door, square to Neptune in Virgo. Now, brace yourself, as he's got a backpack full of emotional charges and brute force.

Foremost, your relationship may be feeling an urgency, like there's a kettle on the stove whistling for attention. Yes, Mars is the whistling kettle and Neptune in Virgo is wondering whether to ignore it or to make a cuppa. You might sense a magnet-like pull towards dreams and ideals. But there's Neptune in Virgo with its critique glasses on, analyzing every speckle of those dreams. Delightfully frustrating, isn't it?

There could be power dynamics emerging, akin to arm wrestling over who is doing the dishes tonight. Things are likely to get steamy and that's not just because this dishwasher is on the fritz for the 4th time this week. Mars is charging in with his "act now, think later" attitude colliding with Virgo's meticulous planning. The key here is to hold space for each other, space broader than the gap between Pluto and its lost status of a planet.

It's a tad likely that secrets are surfaced like unexpected zits on a Monday morning. Do you remember those innocuous tall tales about the midnight fridge raids? They might, well, explode like a shaken soda can. It's a time of unveiling, dear ones. Neptune might be feeling a touch dramatic, storms in teacups and all that.

The transit ends with a knot to untangle together. It's your hoard of candy wrappers under the bed and their collection of mismatched socks - metaphorically, of course. Navigating it is as easy as Pluto's demotion was surprising!

Finally, amidst this comedic chaos, remember, the cosmic dance between Mars and Neptune is merely an invitation. It's your choice to respond with a lethargic waltz or a flamboyant salsa. Or maybe just sit out and enjoy the music. You've got this!

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