Hold your hats tight, folks! Mars is retrograding in Sagittarius square your composite Pholus in Aquarius and the cosmic roller coaster is about to launch. If ever there were a time for adrenaline junkies in an emotional theme park, this is it! Cosmic permission has been officially granted for you both to board the "Rocket of Radical Change."

Mars in Sagittarius can light up your life like a supernova, triggering a thirst for adventure, freedom, and new horizons. With the fiery planet in the sign of the globe-trotter, it's as if you've both been given a cosmic passport to explore uncharted territories of shared experiences, potentially international cuisines or daredevil sports. Who said tandem skydiving while eating tacos in mid-air wouldn't spark joy?

But here's where the thrill turns into a drill. The little asteroid Pholus in Aquarius raises the stakes. It's infamous for sparking sudden, dramatic transformations that can sneak up on you like a ninja with a feather duster. Ah, bless you, Pholus, but could you not have been more conspicuous?

Positive adjustments, radical reinventions, and new unorthodox paradigms for your relationship are on the horizon...And don't worry about the inevitable emotional spills because, you know, cosmic chiropractors are on standby to realign those backbone chakras in no time.

Take the case of Fred and Wilma. Mars transited in Sagittarius square their composite Pholus in Aquarius, and boy, wasn't it a ride. Wilma, who typically preferred home comforts, turned into an adrenaline junkie overnight. Fred, fond of his couch-and-pizza routines, found himself cheering on Wilma alongside a bungee-jumping platform. They ultimately decided to open a cave-themed bungee jumping enterprise!

Laughter might just be the best remedy for surviving this transit with a smile. So, when Mars ignites that Sagittarian fire, and Pholus shows up with its Aquarian curveball, remember to keep the laughter loud and the spirit adventurous. The Universe has a knack for springing surprises, so make sure your funnies are laced up nice and tight. Each bump you encounter may just be a step towards something exciting - or a punchline waiting to be cracked.

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