Oh, you two! With Mars transiting in Aquarius and making a conjunction with your composite Jupiter in Capricorn, you are like a pair of astronauts hurtling through the astrological cosmos, on a rocket fueled by ambition, opportunity, and high-energy Mars-tinis.

This is not the time for timid dreams. Mars being the fierce warrior planet, may push you to take giant leaps in pursuit of your shared goals. Don't be surprised if a sense of restlessness or quest for innovation makes you question if your home is the Mars Rover or the sofa in your living room. And yes, that's a metaphorical inquiry; please don't order space suits from Amazon.

Jupiter, your composite Capricorn guest, is known for expanding whatever it touches. Usually, that's a metaphor, but in these times, your snack consumption may witness an actual, physical expansion! I kid, of course, the expanded areas will likely be of your ambitions, horizons, or bank accounts, comfortably situating yourselves in fulfilling endeavors enriched with optimism, and maybe, just a dash of dominance - think giant sea turtles smoothly gliding through the ocean, except, well, in business suits.

However, let's not forget that Jupiter is in serious, determined Capricorn. So, even amidst this power-packed carnival, you'll have to remain disciplined. Avoid transforming into overenthusiastic garden gnomes running amok with watering cans. Plan ahead, start with small actions, and gradually build up to those big dreams.

As Mars flirts with Jupiter in your composite chart, you can expect bursts of growth and confrontations, both in socioeconomic conditions and perhaps, in deciding which TV show to binge next. Expect rapid growth, courageous decisions, and doors of opportunities swinging wide open, sometimes quite literally.

Use this energy to your advantage, just like Aquaman uses his trident, or how your neighbor uses their extravagant Christmas lights; with purpose, impact, and maybe just a pinch of tact.

Funny, right? Well, as they say: The cosmos always has the last laugh.

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