Brace yourselves, folks, Jupiter is a galloping into Aries and it seems intent on stirring up a cosmic dust storm. Opposition to your composite Chiron in Virgo, this transit ticks like a cosmic time bomb, detonating unresolved issues. Irony has it that the planet of expansion takes on the role of Pandora, forcing those deepest, tucked away traumas come to light. Yeah, thank Jupiter for this intense therapy session.

Perhaps not so coincidentally, this comes within earshot of shattering your usual laid-back approach to deep-seated issues. You ordinarily navigate through life with all the calm of two ducks on a lily pad. But with Jupiter horsing around, brace yourselves, popcorn bucket at the ready for this dramatic show.

Curiously, the opposition is chafing on your shared physical health. You might be wondering why your gym closing early feels like an alien abduction. Dear Chiron is imposing an enforced holiday from your rigorous pushups regimen, leaving you grappling, not weight bars, but existential dread.

Now, don't panic and do yourself a favor by steering clear of overpriced online tarot readings. Remember, this transit can be a catalyst for profound healing if you play it right. Ditch that facemask, take off those gloves, and get dirty with it. Embrace the storm; you know, like you do during snowstorms-though this might be with less hot chocolate and cozying by the fireplace.

As Jupiter takes center stage, magnifying every Chironic wound, your individual and collective healing journey hurdles itself into the limelight. But hey, those asteroids won't sustain your avoidance forever. Chiron needed some attention too, you know, even if it meant borrowing Jupiter's megaphone to make sure you actually hear him.

Dance with the healing process. It's okay to stumble; you'll get plenty of chances to reaffirm your commitment to inner growth. This dance may feel an awful lot like two left-footed toddlers trying to do the tango, but trust me, it gets better.

Who knows, by the time Jupiter tips his hat to bid adieu, you might look back and laugh at your frantic efforts to resist inevitable change. Oh, isn't it just like life to whip up a cosmic joke?

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