Ah, Jupiter in Taurus making a square to your composite Moon in Capricorn. Sounds like a cosmic square dance where Jupiter steps on everyone's toes, doesn't it? Well, brace yourselves because, much like misunderstood uncles at weddings, this transit will bring an abundance of, um, shall we say unique, energy to your relationship.
Jupiter is known for its ebullient spirit and toe-stepping tendencies, meaning it amplifies everything including empanada cravings, cable bills, and, yes, even the qualities of your relationship. In good ol' Taurus, its amplified effects are wrapped in the coziest cashmere blanket. And who wouldn't want to feel like that? However, a square dance with G.I-Jane Capricorn Moon isn't the easiest smooth waltz.
As Capricorn moon pulls the reins on abundance, expect production discussions about whose turn it is to vacuum or that great existential question, "Why do we own seventeen cheese graters?" The air may feel heavy with a pragmatic overlay that could make romance seem more like an arranged merger - But hey, that's got its charm for some!
But fear not! This doesn't mean love is dead, it's just temporarily buried under a mountain of practicality. And honestly, mountains are pretty epic, so try not to sweat the small stuff.
What is key here, and I can't stress this enough, is to remember that this is older-than-dinosaurs Capricorn we're talking about. This sign is all about maturity and perennials, which makes them excellent at long-term planning. So, let's be optimistic, maybe those seventeen cheese graters aren't a sign of hoarding, maybe you're investing for the day the world dumps dairy and you get to host the biggest fondue party.
Jokes apart, the sober outlook Capricorn Moon might invite into your relationship is necessary. A little reality check can be a good thing. The truth might not always be pretty, but at least with this transit, you can rely on it being swaddled in a cozy cashmere blanket. So, buckle up, leave no cheese-grater unturned, and navigate through the discussions, amateurs! They're the road to a more grounded and realistic relationship.
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