Oops! You folks have woken up with Jupiter making a pit stop in Gemini, squaring your composite Neptune in Aquarius, haven't you? Well, crisps and dip. This celestial tango is a bit like trying to waltz in ski boots. But fear not, lovebirds, let's decode this cosmic crossword.

Jupiter in Gemini signals an expansion in communication between you two. Perfect time for your eloquence to blossom. You won't just be finishing each other's sentences, but perhaps even sonnets too. But - fasting your seatbelts - remember that Gemini's restless twin energy could induce verbal diarrhea and indecisiveness. Oh no, are you choosing pizza toppings again?

Meanwhile, Neptune in Aquarius in the composite chart adds a dash of collective idealism to your bond. You're likely to feel ultra-connected, forming your own ebullient utopia. In this safe haven of yours, even the 'do we really need another houseplant?' discussions would be utopian debates. You'd be harnessing optimism faster than Aquarius can flaunt its esoteric innovations. But beware; Neptune, the planet of illusion, could mist your clear visions.

When Jupiter's enlargement lenses square Neptune's Rose Quartz goggles, the result could be an exaggeration of ideals. Pizzas may become soufflés, pet turtles evolving into dragons. It's like a cosmic 'too good to be true' glitch that might distort the reality of your relationship.

To navigate these choppy cosmic waters, harness the 'two is better than one' compound power vested in your composite chart. Enlist Gemini's adaptability and Aquarius' logical thinking in your toolkit. Keep your compass calibrated to reality, even if Neptune insists on passing around its rose-tinted glasses more often than not. Rest assured, this transit isn't permanent. The cosmic DJ changes the track eventually.

So this transit, composed of philosophical debates about ice cream flavors and shared dreaming of Martian summer vacations, may whirl your world up a bit. But isn't that the fun of life? Keep those waltzing ski boots handy. You've got lessons in navigating the cosmic dance floor.

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