Pluto may be the most hilarious planet in our cosmos, but Jupiter in Sagittarius squaring your composite Jupiter in Virgo insists on stealing the comic's spotlight. Offensively jovial, or jovially offensive, this transit seems determined to come for an unrequested hour of astrological stand up in your collective lives. Brace yourself for the cosmic banana peels.
When Jupiter squares Jupiter, it's like two enthusiastic philosophers very invested in their own theses finding themselves embroiled in a heated debate - everyone is loud, no one is winning, and yet you can't deny the entertainment value. Virtually, it's quite the comical experience - a blend of life's sitcom and college philosophy course.
For you, Jupiter's transit through Sagittarius, the sign of exploration and adventure, is at odds with your composite Jupiter in meticulous Virgo. It seems there's a riot in the cosmic comedy club over your shared pursuit of knowledge. While your relationship leans more to the side of careful analysis, the universe is nudging you to embrace more Sagittarian spontaneity. This inadvertently may lead to scenes that could stand as perfect comic sketches. Imagine trying to arrange an immaculate, quick-freeze refrigerator with a wild mammoth meat stuffed in. Humorous high jinks are bound to ensue!
This transit also encourages you to expand your horizons - together. The 'boundless explorer' vibe of Sagittarius collides comedically with your Virgoan 'everything-has-its-place' mindset. The question is, will you attempt to fit the universe into carefully labelled boxes, or loosen up for uncharted joyrides beyond? The next stop might resemble less The Museum of Precision and more The Planet of I-don't-know-what-that-is-but-it-looks-awesome.
While all this might seem somewhat confounding and possibly a little like being in a comic strip, it promises growth-if you can soldier through the philosophical chuckles and pratfalls. To keep the laughter light-hearted, remember to enjoy the absurdity of your journey together. After all, not every relationship gets its own slapstick routine courtesy of the universe.
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