Saturn's turn around the corner into Virgo isn't exactly a party popper moment for you both, is it? After all, when Saturn and Neptune get together, they're like that awkward duo at a dinner party, resulting in a rather pensive atmosphere.

Saturn in Virgo is much like a highly obsessive-compulsive accountant. Every time you miss putting a paperclip on a document, there's Saturn shaking its head, wagging its finger. What happens when this exacting planet squares your composite Neptune in Capricorn? Oh boy, it's like that time when your petunias decided they preferred being tulips.

As Saturn squares Neptune, reality and imagination are going head-to-head on a cosmic battlefield. Your nebulous dreams are under Saturn's steely magnifying glass, creating a tension between what is and what could be. Don't be surprised if you find yourselves waking up to a few dream hangovers.

One thing's for sure, the path won't be mapped out in multicolored chalk. But don't despair! There's immense potential here if you navigate this transit with your joint wisdom and a pantry full of patience. The lessons learned may be as palatable as Brussels sprouts to a six-year-old, but will prove healthy in the long run.

Remember, Neptune is about dreams, illusions, and that certain 'je ne sais quoi'. Saturn, our taskmaster, is about to judge your shared illusions like an over-enthusiastic reality TV show judge. It could feel like sailing a ship while spotting an iceberg, only to realize it's the tip of an effervescent tablet dissolving in your gin and tonic.

So, buckle up! Saturn's square punch dance with Neptune won't be a slow waltz. Will there be bumpy roads, roadblocks? Maybe a few stop signs? Absolutely. But remember, it's not about evading the potholes, it's about learning to fill them. Saturn doesn't want to rain on your parade, just ensure your floats are seaworthy. It promises upheaval, but change is ultimately the catalyst for growth. Oh, the joys of Saturn's tough-love astromance, right?

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