Saturn in Libra squares your composite Venus in Capricorn, and let's be honest, it offers about as much fun as a surprise tax audit. But beneath the surface, it's an opportunity for growth and fortification of your bond. But brace yourselves, you're in for a journey into the heart of your relationship's financial and emotional value systems.

Under this transit, your relationship is taking a loss in the casinos of love and money. Fortunately, it's nothing bankruptcy inducing. It's a gentle nudge to rethink, regroup, and reconsider where you're investing your time, emotions, and resources. The cosmic IRS might be auditing your shared assets, but it's simply to ensure things are balanced, your joint investments are sound, and your love bank is not solely filled with hot air and payment defaults.

The cozy comfort of old patterns might be disrupted. Imagine eating your favorite meal only to discover you suddenly cannot stand one of the ingredients. This isn't a culinary disaster, but a chance to refine the recipe of your relationship. Don't be surprised if you start to question things you'd always taken as given.

Keep in mind though, Saturn is direct - it wouldn't take part in a secret Santa. Discomfort will likely bubble to the surface, and not silently like a jacuzzi at midnight, as the universe is more a fan of early-morning foghorns. The key to surviving this period is honesty. It's time for some frank discussions, not tickle fights.

Laughter, they say, is the best medicine. Treat this transit like a cosmic joke: a stand-up act where the subject matter is serious, but addressed with humor. The punchline? It's all temporary, and by the end of the transit, you'll likely feel like those love-seat, marathon runners-uncomfortable, breathing heavy, but ultimately stronger and more prepared than when you started.

Hope you packed a sense of humor along with those rose-tinted shades! This is one roller-coaster ride of self-discovery which doesn't allow frowns. Hang tight, support each other, and remember, it's just temporary - much like a trip to the dentist, but without the complementary toothbrush at the end.

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