Saturn's unwelcome visit to Capricorn, squaring your Mercury in Aries, brings inevitable friction to your relationship's conversation lounge. Imagine it as an uninvited party guest who insists on discussing the socio-political implications of your favorite Netflix series. A damp squid for your fiery Aries intellect, indeed!

This celestial cross talk encourages a wakeup call for your communication channels. Your combined Aries impulsiveness, which always wants to invite everyone to the party instantly, may be in for Saturn's disciplinary shock therapy. Aries, friend, we know you mean well, just remember to RSVP to Reality Check's Capricorn-themed soiree before charging.

Think of Saturn as a stern grammar professor, slapping a big red marker on your flowery Mercury-helmed speeches. It's time to say goodbye to those three-hour debates over whether pineapple rightfully belongs on pizza. Saturn does indeed find it hard to digest those. Thanks, Capricorn!

Capricorn further adds an element of structure to square off your Aries-imbued Mercury. If your messages suffered from 'too fast, too furious', and a dash of 'too soon', Capricorn gently (not really) forces a slowing down and filtering. While speed dating might find this debilitating, your relationship professionalism might just sigh a breath of relief.

But this planetary rendezvous isn't all thorny. By challenging your Mercurian communication, Saturn encourages responsibility and pragmatic accuracy - something your shared Aries isn't really famous for. Put lightly, your relationship battleship is about to undergo a drastic upgrade from Capricorn HQ. If everything comes out well, your communication style might just exchange its sports car for a reliable minivan.

Admittedly, the rigor isn't all rosy, especially when Saturn steps onto the dancefloor. It's a tall order filtering your Mercury through Capricorn's exactitude. However, you'll find that substance often outplays excitement. And let's be honest, who wouldn't want a relationship where even your arguments sound sophisticated?

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