As Saturn crunches its way through Capricorn, it is squaring off your joint Neptune In Scorpio, hinting that your dreams might feel like they're temporarily wrapped in Saturnine bureaucracy. Much like paperwork at the DMV, your relationship's idealistic visions are under review, and Saturn, ever the stern administrator, isn't big on shortcuts.

On the flip side, Neptune keeps wanting to turn the DMV into a disco, which, as you can imagine, isn't always helpful. Here's the cosmic nudge for you; sober up from the Neptunian fantasy haze, you're not on spring break anymore. Reality may seem harsher and more challenging, but with proper handling, it will forge trust and resilience in your bond.

Saturn's cushty position in Capricorn suggests a need for structure, responsibility, and meaning. Despite Neptune glaring from Scorpio's dark alley, flinging psychic muck and clouding your judgment, Saturn's binoculars reveal the need for stability amidst chaos, like trying to balance checkbooks during a zombie apocalypse.

A crucial step involves deciphering perception from actual truth, which could feel like distinguishing your mother-in-law from the Christmas fruitcake (Hint: the fruitcake talks less.) Neptune whispering from Scorpio's depths may invite mysterious, intriguing illusions that cloud your decisions, but Saturn's firm grip on the steering wheel in Capricorn ensures you won't veer wildly into conspiracy-theory territory.

While accepting the pragmatic Saturn's reality-check, make sure you don't completely shut off Neptune's dreamy whispers. Mayday calls about underwater unicorns might seem less urgent, but remember to address them before they lead to more significant relationship icebergs. Is Claustrophobic Cupid knocking on your submarine doors? Might be time to call Saturn's customer service and ask about their return policy.

Tidal waves may set your relationship on turbulent waters, making things funky. However, achieving Neptune's equilibrium through the trials of Saturn's Capricorn hike will lead you to find the precise balance between dreamy indulgence and pragmatic resilience. Together, can weather these cosmic shenanigans, emerging stronger, wiser, and perhaps a little weary of astrological metaphors. But hey, that's life when Saturn's in town.

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