As Neptune, the lord of cosmic chaos rides his wavy chariot across the celestial dance floor of Pisces, he dances a furious salsa with your composite Jupiter, in the steadfast and systematic Virgo. Now, isn't that a cosmic dance-off to behold! Imagine spiritual Neptune, known for his love of foggy ambiguity, head-to-head with the textbook-waving, spreadsheet-organising Jupiter in Virgo. Expect the unexpected, but also, expect to learn how to file everything under categories you never imagined existed.

The ethereal Neptune raining on your Jupiter parade can plaster a layer of intrigue over your relationship reality. With your composite Jupiter planted firmly in Virgo, you've always been the model of efficiency, your tick-box relationship is enviable, only now someone seems to have misplaced that essential box-ticker.

Yet, don't let this nebulous fog of Neptune-pocalypse deter you! Steel yourselves for one of the most rewarding treasure hunts. It's like that time when you're looking for your glasses without realizing they're perched on your own nose. In this cosmic treasure hunt, both of you are the clues, the hunters, and the treasures, all at once.

Neptune might be blurring boundaries, but in doing so, it's teaching you to see beyond the superficial, beyond the obvious. Everything might look like an organised mess but believe me when I say that each misplaced object at this moment is where it's supposed to be. It's kind of like Feng Shui, minus the expensive consultant fees.

While Neptune's dance might seem confusing, it's here to reconfigure your Jupiter in Virgo rigidity. This Neptune transit ushers in a phase where you learn to move from structured logic to profound intuition. Because really, relying on only logic and practicality in a relationship, wouldn't that be like having a sandwich with no filling? So Neptune is really just adding the much-needed mystery mayo to your rational rye.

In this cosmic salsa, take Neptune's hand and let Jupiter follow the rhythm. Trust that the dance floor chaos is but the first step to a beautifully choreographed dance, even if right now it feels more like a toe-stepping, off-beat polka.

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