Brace yourselves, star-crossed trespassers who have wandered their way into this cosmic cross-hairs - Neptune's journey through Pisces is quincunx your composite Pholus in Cancer, turning you and your relationship into the metaphorical pinball in the bustling arcade game of the universe.

With Neptune's foggy brume swaddling Pisces, confusion might be your new pet and it's not even house-trained. Lovely, isn't it? Those secretive, sulky moods and out-of-nowhere arguments you're encountering? Not just bad takeout. That's Neptune, stirring the pot of your emotional soup with a spin round Pisces.

However, worry not, this astral agitation is oddly beneficial. In the realm of the subconscious and dreams, Neptune is giving you the keys to break patterns, exploring deep waters within your relationship. Just remember, Neptune has a mischievous smirk. Expect tricks, illusions, and a rite of passage that may feel like trying to dance the waltz blindfolded on a hoverboard.

Now let's not forget about Pholus in Cancer, that celestial crab scuttling into this astrological kerfuffle. On the composite chart, it snuggles in your hearth, making home its domain. Here, little cracks could appear in your domestic bliss. Pholus in Cancer is like your slightly overbearing mother-in-law who nitpicks your dusting skills - irritating but ultimately looking out for you.

What's crucial is that Pholus intensifies situations quickly, sometimes encouraging risky actions - so when you find yourself wanting to adopt six kittens because it sounded cute in a dream, that's Pholus speaking, not you. Try to resist those impulses. Or don't. It might make for a great cat calendar down the line.

This transit nudges you towards emotionally valuable reinvention, blending new perspectives with deep-seated traditions whilst riding this cosmic rollercoaster. If you manage to navigate Neptune's fog and Pholus's melodramatic urges, the strength of your relationship could become your greatest testament. Yes, Uranus may accuse you of being "couple goals," and Mars will undoubtedly befixations green with envy. But don't mind them - show the cosmos what your star-kissed love is truly made of. Astrologer's tip: Carry a cosmic umbrella and expect some celestial showers!

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