Well, brace yourselves, folks. Pluto's sashaying into Aquarius, squaring your composite Mercury in vivacious Libra. There's no doubt you're in for an astrological roller coaster ride that rivals even the most intense episode of a reality TV show. Got your seatbelts buckled? Great! Let's zoom into the cosmic arena then.

Pluto squaring Mercury suggests profound transformation and sometimes, earth-shattering revelations diving headfirst into the pool of your mental processes. In your duo's communication, you may find yourselves speaking in that adorable Morse code you'd sworn was obsolete. Expect topics to take a dive from the pleasant depths of "Did you feed the cat?" to the murky abyss of misunderstanding. And we aren't just referring to when one of you forgets it's your turn to do the dishes.

Aquarian influence imbues a hefty dose of originality (read: bizarre). Accusations of being 'alien' might pop up as one of you suddenly indulges in deep household debates. Your once comprehensible partner might puzzlingly transform into an inscrutable contemporary Picasso painting. In response, you'd simply assemble your best puzzled expression - the one that's a blend of bemusement and utter bewilderment.

Now, Mercury in Libra doesn't like things to get too heated up; it prefers the finer things in life, like cruises down the River of Compromise. Ah, serenity! However, bathed in the refracted light of Pluto's transit, this soothing cruise can, out of nowhere, seem like it's traversing the rapid waters of the Colorado River!

Here's a tip - channel Pluto's intense energy towards a joint project, say, organizing your eccentric rocks collection or plotting world domination... in a board game, of course! By working together, you'll ultimately strengthen communication lines, sailing through these tempestuous cosmic waves.

One thing's for sure - with Pluto's transit and Mercury's diplomacy, your relationship will evolve into something stronger, wiser and just a smidgen weirder. Practice patience, keep your humor handy, and remember to feed the cat! You've got this! Oh, and yes, it's your turn to do the dishes tonight!

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