As astrologer White Goodman says in the classic movie 'Dodgeball,' "You're about as useful as a poopy-flavored lollipop." But kidding aside, you two shouldn't expect a easygoing journey with Pluto transiting Aquarius in opposition to your composite Neptune in Cancer. Think of it like that time when you accidentally added wasabi to your homemade guacamole; surprising, intense, and requiring a lot of water - or in this case, emotional grounding.

The tug-of-war between Pluto, the harbinger of transforming fires, and Neptune, your tantalizingly nebulous masquerade ball, will magnetically pull you both into a realm of internal "Gong Show." Expect this cosmic dynamic duo to highlight the need to reinvent your shared sense of emotional security and break out of any cozy complacency. You could compare it to being sent to the grocery store to buy milk and somehow ending up at a salsa dancing class - rather bewildering but ultimately beneficial for your shared vitality.

Pluto's renovation crew in your technologically savvy Aquarius sector may clash with Neptune's daydreaming escapism in your soft and squishy Cancer den. Hang onto your relationship hat, folks. You're in for a celestial roller coaster ride. The key to survival? There's no GPS for this one, dear friends, but a solid brick of understanding, patience, and shared dreams may be your best shield against any whip-cracking tumult.

But here comes the knee-slapper - as Neptune pulls at your emotional strings, it might trigger an onslaught of sentimental binge-watching of 'The Notebook'. You've been warned, people. Stay strong and maybe opt for 'Star Wars' instead.

So, hold onto your hearts, folks. This celestial storm might just leave you with a shared sense of profound change and perhaps a newfound appreciation for the unpredictability of the universe… Or at the very least, considerably more room for guacamole on the menu.

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