Welcome to a time when Pluto squares your Lunar Node in eldritch Capricorn, unveiling the ornate tapestry of your shared destiny in a head-spinning 3D format. Yes, you guessed it, it's like watching a thriller movie, except this time, you're in it, and it is the story of your life. A washing machine cycle of transformation and rebirth is washing your pair's socks, and don't forget to separate the whites from the colors!
The undercurrent of this transit propels you towards evolution on a profound level. Lord of the Underworld, Pluto, demands the remodeling of your unconscious patterns to match your celestial trajectory. Yes, it's like renovation, only instead of removing hideous wallpaper, you're casting off stale assumptions. Pack these old notions away like tacky Christmas decorations.
While a Virgo Node prompts service, humility, and a touch of perfectionism, it also offers you a cosmic prescription for developing practicality. Your shared task is like fitting a thousand piece jigsaw puzzle where the pieces keep changing shapes. Adaptability, my dear friends, is more vital now than a pocket full of tissues at a Nicholas Sparks movie showing.
Capricorn's Plutonian influence is nothing less of turning you into spiritual Mountaineers. Mind you, these aren't your comfortable afternoon hikes; it's a demanding trip, more akin to ascending the Everest barefoot. But fear not, for the climb will sculpt you stronger as a team.
True, the transit can appear like Plutonian volcanic upheavals, putting Mordor from Lord of the Rings to shame. But, remember, the lava also fertilizes the soul's soil. Amidst the chaos, the potential for rejuvenation is as potent as a mega-dose vitamin C shot to fend off a nasty cold.
So buckle up, partners, and hold tight! While it's no joyride, this transit serves a cosmic decluttering service for your shared soul journey. By the way, they forgot one thing in the fine print - no refunds! So, make the best of this topsy-turvy transit, and Comcast cannot compete with this kind of cosmic drama!
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