When Neptune pirouettes into Scorpio in your ninth house, expect some major philosophical shakeups. This transit acts somewhat like a spiritual spring cleaning, pulling out long-held beliefs, and, like a relentless Marie Kondo, questioning if they "spark joy". So, don't be surprised to find yourselves seriously debating if vegetables have feelings at 3 am under the soft effect of this sleepy giant.

Hold tight, as traveling could verge on the surreal in this period. Whether it's your GPS leading you into a field (corn circles, anyone?) or luggage taking a vacation separately, your journeys might write themselves as episodes of "Twilight Zone." Thankfully, before you enroll for Alien Defense 101, Neptune moves on. Remember, even if the red-eye flight feels like a teleportation attempt to Mars, you're likely just headed to Miami.

On a bright note, your interest in the mystical and spiritual spikes, and you could find yourselves exchanging stock investment strategies for tarot reading manuals. Don't panic if you find a crystal ball in your Amazon cart; embrace the eccentric exploration.

This Neptune transit encourages a deep dive into the pools of spirituality, stirring up thought-provoking discussions and weirdly fascinating travel experiences. So, you may end up questioning the meaning of life, the universe, and everything… just make sure not to misplace your towel. Stay flexible, keep your sense of humor handy, and remember, as long as you're together in this cosmic journey, you're exactly where you're meant to be.

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