Capricorn's decision-making prowess shaved sharpened by the Sun's authority streak is in an intriguing game of Twister with your Jupiter in Taurus. A cosmic tango of earth signs, it's like the Universe's version of Dancing with the Stars but with less sequins and more existential dread.

As you buckle up for this rollercoaster ride, you could witness some rather peculiar episodes where everything from your shared bank account to who gets the remote control becomes a heated debate. It's as if 'compromise' has taken a vacation without leaving a note. However, the good news is that Capricorn's practicality and Taurus' pragmatism may just hold the fort. So before launching into that passionate debate on whether Die Hard qualifies as a Christmas movie, maybe take five or engage in some synchronized deep breathing.

Sun squaring Jupiter typically accelerates ambition, but let's be honest, you're basically each dragging one wheel of this relationship chariot in slightly skewed directions. Suddenly, your shared project seems filled with complications akin to assembling flat-pack furniture with hieroglyphic instructions. Yet, in this enlightening process, you might realize that an Allen wrench can, at times, indeed be a hammer, displaying the need for innovative problem-solving capabilities.

The transit also paves the way for an overdose of enthusiasm. Being zealous is fun, but remember, you're already in Taurus territory. Running around like bulls in a china shop will just leave everyone with more mess to clean up afterward.

There's no reason to panic, though; this cosmic dance is as ephemeral as Keanu Reeves' unhealthy obsession with black suits (why Keanu, why?). Come out of this with your humorous side intact and a sharpened toolbox; do remember if you can laugh at yourself together, relationship planetary squares get rounded off, more or less. No need to push the relationship dwarf star into becoming a supernova overnight. Keep the faith and trust the rhythm of the cosmos, the Universe has a bizarre sense of humor, after all.

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