Ah, does anyone smell goats... wait, that's not right. Maybe it's Mercury, keen on making a fashionably stylish transit through Capricorn, right onto your composite Neptune. Indeed, a roller coaster ride is clearly indicated by the stars, so buckle up!

This transit sends you plummeting into the depths of cognitive vastness, like Alice tumbling down the rabbit hole, only with less Wonderland and more existential angst. It sings a peculiar duet within your relationship - one voice from Mercury, rational and pragmatic, another from Neptune, hazy and intuitive. Sometimes your words may surprise you, guys! You've got Mercury in your corner, always ready with the right compound sentence at times you least expect him. Capricorn approves while putting another killjoy disclaimer on fun.

The star-crossed you may unearth secrets buried deeper than Atlantis, sending shivers down your spine like you've accidentally walked into a Hitchcock movie. Fret not! Instead, your chosen method of evasion might be leaving each other cryptic messages in cling film in the refrigerator. Or perhaps anonymously donating each other's sweaters to charity.

At times, heightened intuition mixes with logical reasoning, creating fabulous feasts of insight you both could gorge on. A disclaimer, though, your brain might feel like uncooked spaghetti afterwards. Yet, this conjunction might also be your golden ticket to understanding each other and your relationship better, underpinning a shared abstract thought process, free of goat odor. Sorry, Capricorn, old habits die hard.

As Mercury transits through Capricorn, don't shy away from having those deep, soul-searching conversations. Who knows, you might end up inventing a new existential board game while you're at it. Use this conjunction wisely, exploring rather than escaping, analyzing rather than misunderstanding. Keep your wits about you. Well, at least what Neptune allows you to retain. Remember, Capricorn's steadfastness is in your corner. In these peculiar times of Mercury-Neptune conjunction in Capricorn, you'll learn to appreciate those surprise ingredients cooked up by the cosmic chefs. Just remember to take it all with a grain of, well, stardust.

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