Now listen up, you crazy star-crossed lovers - Mercury's taken a jaunt over to old-man Capricorn's neck of the woods, and, well, it's squaring off with the delusional Neptune in your tender Cancer blend of a domicile. A classic case of proverbial oil and water, if you ask me. But, stay tuned because this isn't all doom and gloom.

You ever felt like two ships passing in the unfathomable night? That's the sensation Mercury wants to gift-wrap and bestow on your laps. Communication will take on the quality of shouting in a hurricane: words fly out, but they're carried off into the vast cosmos before they can even touch the other's ears. Comedy might peak in when you find yourselves arguing over what was never said! Red light, green light, anyone?

Misunderstandings could run amok in your blissful love dome. Remember that Neptune in Cancer tends to simmer emotions in the crockpot of sensitivity, and that's a gourmet feast Mercury just can't digest easily. Deck those disputes in polka dots or zebra stripes, and make sure you hang onto your shared sense of humor so that any disagreements don't transmute into World War III.

However, where words falter, intuition might just dance merrily. Neptune, being the psychedelic sponge it is, may absorb Mercury's hiccups and translate them into a silent language you two can understand. Silent discos are all the rage these days, right?

During this transitory fiesta, embrace the absurdity of miscommunication and remember - love isn't in always understanding, but in wanting to understand. So turn that frown upside down, count to ten, or perhaps to seven million if you're feeling particularly 'Neptunian', and try again. Mixed signals don't necessarily spell disaster - they might just be the quirky Morse code of your own peculiar love story. Wishing you both smooth sailing amidst these cosmic crosscurrents!

Register with 12andus to dive into your personalized birth charts, synastry, composite, and transit readings.