You're encountering a Jupiter in Aries transit squaring your Mars in Gemini, which could be comparable to a cosmic roller coaster, only it's less funny and no cotton candy at the end. It's a bit like having an assertive teacher (Jupiter in Aries) critique a duo comedy act (Your Mars in Gemini), saying, "More banana peels! More cream pies!"

This transit will likely inflate your ambitions, fueling an intense desire for mutual growth. You might find yourselves launching new projects, or perhaps vigorously promoting the ones you're already working on, like door-to-door salespeople but with less predictable weather. If there aren't yet ideas taking up residence in your minds, expect an influx soon. Jupiter is rather fond of dropping lightning bolt epiphanies unannounced.

But don't pack your bags for a life-changing journey just yet, folks. Although the great Jupiter can bring expansion and luck, it squaring combustible Mars spells turbulence. If "adrenaline-fueled vagueness" or "reckless optimism" rings a bell, you've got your finger on the (square) pulse. That restlessness you both might start feeling? Yep, Mars firing up its engines. Brace yourself for the celestial interpretation of wired coffee drinkers.

In this emotional gymnasium, your relationship will be put through its paces -- like a test of stamina but in matching gym shorts. Look past the challenges and lack of sleep (who needs that anyway?), instead focusing on the dynamism within your unity. Harness the power of your Mars in Gemini to effectively communicate, share, and delegate. And remember, no running with scissors, please.

So, have fun navigating this great cosmic obstacle course. Despite the hiccups and potential metaphorical cream pies to the face, this transit can and will strengthen and energize your relationship if navigated wisely. The 'you' afterwards will be stronger and wiser - hopefully with an amusing tale or two about the great "Mars-Jupiter mismatch marathon 2022."

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