Ah, you two lovebirds with the composite Midheaven in Cancer! It's as if you're a pair of crabs dragging each other closer to the sea. But suddenly, Jupiter in Taurus stomps in like a bull in your china shop, shaking the very foundation of your relationship. He's making a square right at your Midheaven. Now, this might sound as pleasant as strapping buttered toast to a cat's back and throwing it off a table (there's your dash of humor), but bear with me.

This transit ignites your ambition, your desire for success. Taurus wants stability, Cancer yearns for safety, but Jupiter's motto is "Go big or go home!". You find yourselves torn between building a picket fence and chasing an expansive career. Suddenly, fighting over who forgot to put the milk back in the fridge seems less worrying than planning your next ten years.

Remember though, it's not a food fight in the cosmic cafeteria. This transit is a growth opportunity. Jupiter is like a personal trainer pushing you towards self-improvement. When you're sending barbell prayers to the Universe, remember this: growth is uncomfortable. Expect a few emotional hamstring pulls.

Now, you might start worrying. What if Jupiter hits the snooze button and never moves again? What if you're stuck debating between the crab and the bull forever? Fear not. Jupiter's transit is as inevitable as a trip to the bathroom after a super slurpy on a road trip. It'll keep moving. Just remember to buckle up for the ride.

So, while Jupiter vacationing in Taurus lands a powerful uppercut to your composite Midheaven in Cancer, it isn't about pain or discomfort. It's a call to grow, to expand. Think of it as a cosmic growing pain, it hurts, yes, but at least you're moving beyond the kiddie pool. And isn't that something worth reaching for, you crazy crabs?

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