Pull up those comfy socks because the divine dance between two planetary titans, Jupiter and Midheaven, is happening over your relationship's landscape. As Jupiter pirouettes in Capricorn, there's an undeniable feeling of expansion in Capricorn's boardroom. No, that's not gas from your shared love of parmesan-stuffed artichokes talking. It's dynamic forces at work.

With the Midheaven relaxing in Virgo, you've diligently kept your relationship's accounts in order, checked protein content in everything you consume, and still found five minutes each day to keep track of your shared bucket list. In short, you've worked together to create a beautifully well-oiled machine ticking to perfection. Or at least, a Lego Ferrari with only a couple of pieces missing!

Now Jupiter's expansionist energy hits Capricorn, which is as keen on change as a cat is about taking baths. The square aspect - astrology's default setting for "thriving under pressure" - serves up lessons along with tests. Jupiter, ever the optimist, might encourage the Capricorn to overdo things, like getting that sixth dog because "he looked lonely."

With this planetary square, there will likely be a bit of a tug-of-war between your well-laid Virgoan plans and the Sagittarian knack for overzealous optimism. Side-effects may include debates over adopting yet another plant that you'll have to name and feed.

The pressure is on, and you'll need to rethink if all this expansion aligns with your relationship's long-term professional and personal goals. But let's be honest - your shared dream of opening a bed-and-breakfast for retired 'circus animals' might just be an overkill. Prioritize your goals and work together to ensure these plans are sustainable and in line with your shared trajectory.

However, in the grand cosmic ballet, there's plenty of room for missteps, pirouettes, and laughter. So, while you're in the vortex of this Jupiter-Midheaven showdown, remember to laugh together at the absurdity of it all. Embrace the humorous moments that life churns out like a well-oiled cosmic comedy machine. Your ability to roll with the punches, and even better, make a punchline out of them, defines your relationship's strength. Keep the rapport, lose the goats.

Register with 12andus to dive into your personalized birth charts, synastry, composite, and transit readings.