The notorious Saturn shift into Scorpio, it's like being handed a heavy metal album when you were expecting soft jazz. Fret not, this transit has its bites of humor.
Brace yourselves, as Saturn in Scorpio might lead you to dabble in a spirited game of emotional hot potato, memories and nostalgia being the tubers in question. Of course, this isn't your everyday rematch of tic-tac-toe. It'll be a revival of your 'emotional archaeological' skills, excavating old hurts and long-forgotten jokes, probably buried somewhere between dirty laundry and horrid office party reminiscences. Yet, there's a profound sense of healing that accompanies such emotional deep-dives. So, yes, expect some mascara streaks, maybe a few gruff chokes, but at the end, a greater emotional understanding of each other.
Initiating the 'reality check' phase, our serious friend Saturn does a home makeover, the catch? It's mostly tear-downs initially. It'll ruthlessly question your shared commitments, twirling its cosmic mustache, playing the villain who really just wants a happy ending. You'll find yourselves reassessing shared goals like your very own 'relationship audit'. It's time to patch up those cute but leaking quirks.
Something about Saturn in Scorpio brings out the 'mature' middle-aged vibe, thickening your relationship's plot no less than a spicy Agatha Christie novel. Expect fewer unicorns and more albatrosses, symbolism-wise. Luckily, albatrosses mate for life. Perfect, isn't it?
That said, there's a streak of genius in the Saturn madness, a touching realization of what truly matters. Once you've dusted off unresolved issues, ironed out commitment wrinkles, guess what will remain? Pure gold. A relationship resilient, real, and authentically yours, rocking chairs ready.
Remember to pack your emotional goggles and resilience boots; you'll need them. Though Saturn's stern lecture may sound harsh, it's surprisingly filled with wit if you listen closely, a bit like attending a stand-up routine by your favorite philosophy professor. After all, lessons learned with a dash of laughter do tend to stick. So pull up a chair and lend an ear to good, old Saturn. Trust us, you're in for a celestial ride.
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