As Saturn muscles its way across gloomy Capricorn, it squares off against your composite Ascendant in pernickety Virgo. No sugarcoating: it's an astrological smackdown, folks. Grab your popcorn, or perhaps a stress ball, as the Heavens reckon with your relationship.
Saturn in Capricorn gives one the persistence of a debt collector; no stone unturned, smashes cookies for crumbs. It demands hard work, teases out underlying fears, and loves structure. You'll find yourselves donning metaphorical miner hats, delving into chasms deeper than a Virgo's love for spreadsheets. Breathe. Penetrating the depths of your relationship unearths a tasteful, albeit chunky, necklace of unaddressed issues, communication mishaps - similar to discovering your socks don't match at the end of the day, not exactly catastrophic (unless you're a Virgo), but slightly unsettling.
Square your Ascendant? Sounds like a dance move, and quite an awkward one. As Saturn stretches its old-world charm across the square's floor, your relationship responds with lightning-fast brainstorming sessions, nit-picking oversights and, yes, occasionally stepping on Saturn's toes. Remember, Saturn has been practicing for centuries. Its Capricorn-styled demand for authenticity in your relationship feels like homework intercepted by a keen-eyed teacher, but ultimately strengthens your relational structure.
Your Virgo Ascendant strives for perfection, disturbed by Saturn's insistence on handling its perfect porcelain self to glaze in the kiln. The result? Maybe a cracked or uneven surface, but one with enhanced resilience. Painful growth leading to a more durable vessel for love.
Saturn's transit is akin to a celestial composting process - not necessarily the most romantic scenario. Nobody imagines love smelling vaguely of repurposed banana peels. Yet, this compost brings richness to the soil, fostering fertile grounds for growth. Emerging from this period, your relationship resembles a sturdier, if a tad overzealous, armadillo rolling across the plains of life. Shoeboxes of old letters replaced by stronger bonds, misunderstandings traded for lasting resilience and...who knows, maybe matching socks. So, buckle up and happy composting!
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